After much arguing between ourselves, we've decided to open this up to Edeb8.
My contention is that Kimi, my cat is, on balance, a better cat than Shelley's cat, Louis.
LOOKS:
As you can see, she is clearly a very good looking cat. She has strikings of Ginger which is very unusual for a female cat. In fact only about 25% of ginger cats are female.
PERSONALITY:
This is where she really shines. She is a VERY friendly cat and not at all aloof or afraid of strangers. She loves to sit on laps but doesn't hold it against you if you push her away. This picture is of her lying on my chest. Look at the love in her eyes!
PARENTING:
INTELLIGENCE:
STRENGTH/COURAGE:
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I thank you for your argument, and admire how you can fit so many delusions in such a brief post.
Be cool. Vote Louis. Vote con.
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I'd like to thank CON for her round and the nice dinner she cooked me tonight.
P3: Improvements equal superior.
In a quick poll, I also found that 100% of our mutual friends and family think that Kimi is Friendlier, in fact even CON agrees with that fact.
This is from Hayden who lives with us: "I like petting Cats. Kimi lets me pet her. She is the Friendliest Cat." - Hayden who lives with us.
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I would like to thank PRO for his latest argument and for making this, my first ever debate, ridiculously easy for me. I also want him to know that even though he is wrong, his CATegory joke made me smile.
I would like to begin by pointing out that PRO has realised that Kimi is only superior to Louis in the CATegory of friendliness to the average joe and that is why he has narrowed his argument down to that simple misleading proposition that being nice equals superior. That is like saying the best life partner is the one who goes around the whole party kissing everyone because then you'll know they like kissing. While that person may be friendly, they would not make the best mate. Likewise a cat, the best cat is not one who will go to whoever smells the most of hamburger, but one that is waiting at the window for you at the end of a long day and warm your lap unconditionally.
In reply to the well-edited remarks CON scrapped together, I have a response from Hayden, an award-winning designer "Louis is the nicest looking. He's the most aesthetically pleasing". That's from a designer! Anyone can let you pet them, very few are pleasing to the eye. My other quotes from many would take up too many characters so I have screen shot them.
The observant and thoughtful out there will note that these are not comments simply for this debate but from a variety of people over time who delight in the smallest bit of love Louis gives them.
These prove people who know them like Louis more and know KImi is after two things: her next meal and the one after that.
When you have to work for something it is worth more. Louis' friendship and affection is worth more. It's not his fault some people don't earn it. Clearly Louis has come out top in all other categories. that's why PRO is clutching at the friendship straw.
Thank you, please vote CON ( the cool people on Facebook are).
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I'd like to thank my opponent for attempting to win an impossible case. I'd like to assure her that even though she's dipped into the Nerd Pool by joining what is essentially, the debate club, she's still super hot and super cool. Unfortunately, in this case, she's also super wrong.
This source lists the stereotypical characteristics for all animals. Cats are listed as being: Clever, lazy, villainous, mischievous, unreliable, cute.
Between us, both sides of this house have proved that Kimi meets every one of these stereotypes, thus confirming that she is a cat. But then she has gone above and beyond her natural characteristics to add, FRIENDLY to that list!
CON herself gives me the evidence that this is not a natural characteristic for a cat by quoting Rudyard Kipling's "The Cat who walked by himself" in which he points out that a defining feature of the animal is that they are uniformly aloof and private.
As we established in Round 2, in a simple syllogism which has not been disputed by CON, "Friendly" equals Improvement which equals a Superior cat.
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I would like to begin my conclusion by thanking PRO for all effort he has put into this debate. I'd also like him to know that if he was a cat, this debate wouldn't exist as he would, undebatebly,be the superior cat. And also because cats can't debate.
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Thanks! It has been my favourite (read: only) debate too. And it didn't hurt that i won! Posted 2014-09-17 18:49:31
what a fun debate. This is my official favorite debate of Edeb8 of all time.Posted 2014-09-17 09:54:49
Some of my favourite people are nerds.Posted 2014-08-14 12:54:13
Damn - I KNEW I shouldn't have ragged on the Nerds!
Hahaha - this has been my favourite debate so far.Posted 2014-08-14 10:12:40
Aww, sorry Jerry.Posted 2014-08-12 20:54:01
No, you can't vote on your own debate :/Posted 2014-08-12 19:23:12
That would mean I couldn't vote! I can vote for this debate, right? Posted 2014-08-12 18:16:59
I don't know, considering how hard it is to get people to vote already, I don't know that we'd want to make it any harder for them...Posted 2014-08-12 17:47:30
There should be a 3 debate or 100 forum post rule before you're allowed to vote.Posted 2014-08-12 16:04:00
I don't know. Those facebook friends might not have that much time on their hands lol.Posted 2014-08-12 08:32:59
I hope not. Posted 2014-08-12 08:32:15
This debate has just became "who can get the most facebook friends to vote"Posted 2014-08-12 08:29:11
Haha.
This debate is the cutest thing ever. <3 Posted 2014-08-11 16:06:00
Haha.Posted 2014-08-11 16:01:21
This debate is close like Kimi doesn't have flakey skin.Posted 2014-08-11 15:55:31
I think so too. Posted 2014-08-11 15:24:50
Ba'al - you have no idea how happy that makes me to hear that. Posted 2014-08-11 15:19:42
Close debate so far.Posted 2014-08-11 15:18:21
@admin Lol, yep, just for this debate. Posted 2014-08-11 13:37:32
I actually have no idea what's happening. But I'm happy that that point won't affect the overall outcome anyway. I'll pick it up again in the last round. Posted 2014-08-11 11:04:35
It's not acting up admin. J is acting up 😊Posted 2014-08-11 10:12:07
Agility ... the unfinishable point. Seems to be acting up more during this debate for no good reason. Oh well, will keep looking at it. If you message me the rest of your argument I'll fix it up manually.
I also like how Rebekah changed her profile pic to suit the debate.Posted 2014-08-11 06:23:41
Oh darn! The site cut my argument short again! Those damn ellipses!
Posted 2014-08-10 20:33:36
J is on the phone trying to find anyone who can tell him something positive about Kimi. Poor guy has run out of ideas himself. Posted 2014-08-10 17:29:04
It's cruel how many animals don't ever see the light of day. That's not what they were created for. For meat, yes, for being abused, no.Posted 2014-08-09 18:07:16
We don't lock our cows up, free range, like our cats! 🐃Posted 2014-08-09 18:03:12
Your cat reminds me of the cows that get locked up in the barns because of how it's black and white. Posted 2014-08-09 18:01:02
Thanks admin!
I don't need clever retorts when my cat looks like that!
Posted 2014-08-09 17:53:05
Fix'dPosted 2014-08-09 17:46:53
Er, maybe? I might vote.Posted 2014-08-09 17:45:16
Lol, Mr. DK is awesome like that.Posted 2014-08-09 17:44:02
It'll be even more awesome if he votes for me as well!
Posted 2014-08-09 17:43:54
Lol, Mr. DK is awesome like that.Posted 2014-08-09 17:42:16
Admin is playing Mr Fix-it for me.Posted 2014-08-09 17:40:44
It said i had 29 left. But maybe. Posted 2014-08-09 17:00:57
Probably cuz you had too many caricatures. Posted 2014-08-09 16:58:37
And the last part of my post was cut off too! Grr.
It's my first time...Posted 2014-08-09 16:55:11
Nor can I. :/Posted 2014-08-09 16:53:10
I can't see the pictures 0_0Posted 2014-08-09 16:52:31
Yay! New argument. Posted 2014-08-09 16:52:21
Lol, drooling cats. That's the best thing ever!Posted 2014-08-08 16:47:14
Let's just say I have a lot more material to work with. My cat is cool. Jeremy's cat drools. Literally.Posted 2014-08-08 16:25:48
Lol, I'm assuming the ground is uneven? Posted 2014-08-08 16:00:49
Wow. Already resorting to that J?
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Haha! That's the best. Posted 2014-08-08 14:28:12
If in doubt, just vote for me. Posted 2014-08-08 14:25:46
whoever has the best case.Posted 2014-08-08 14:20:07
How are we supposed to judge this :/Posted 2014-08-08 13:59:32
It was. This is J's attempt at trying to get Kimi some props. She doesn't get any love in NZ so J's taking it to the international stage. Poor guy.Posted 2014-08-08 13:31:28
The round was just posted.......Posted 2014-08-08 13:09:11
Kimi and Louis are the Phillip family's cats. Young Grasshopper, if you read the debate you'd most likely know that. Posted 2014-08-08 12:50:57
Interesting! I don't have a damn idea what you two are debating. Who is Kimi and why is he superior to Louis?!Posted 2014-08-08 05:15:33
This*
Stupid auto correct.
Posted 2014-08-07 20:57:42
How can thus end well for you my love? Posted 2014-08-07 20:57:02